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    国表也有段子手:留给阿根廷的时间不众了...

    作者:admin    文章来源:未知    点击数:    更新时间:2019-07-05 14:13

    Santeyan(未知主队球迷):逆正这也不是美国第一次对。东南亚国家不按照日内瓦公约了…(Not the first time the US breaks the Geneva Convention rules against south east Asians.)

    DrXyron(喜欢沙尼亚球迷):行为喜欢沙尼亚人。,你这话这让吾益受众了…(As an Estonian I feel flattered.)

    Przemek_Juan(未知主队球迷):这就像是玩FIFA的初级模。式相通!(This is like playing FIFA on beginner difficulty.)

    interfan1999(国米球迷):吾请愿让美洲杯在。玻利维亚举办,如许玻利维亚就有机会夺冠了!(Petition to host every Copa America in Bolivia so they have a chance to win it.)

    Tupiniquim(克鲁塞罗球迷):在。巴西队踢球的库鸟才是最益的库鸟!(Brazil's Coutinho best Coutinho.)

    nylujjjVA(未知主队球迷):倘若巴萨智慧点的话,不如直接引进卡瓦尼对。苏亚雷斯进走轮换,他们在。国家队里简直是有化学感答!(Barcelona would be smart to at least consider bringing in Cavani as a sub or possibly start some games to rest Suarez. They have chemistry from NT play.)

    益了,钦佩益的幼友人。们,本期的“国表也有段子手”就为行家播报到这了。让吾们拭现在。以待,来望下期歪果仁们更添精彩的犀利吐槽吧!

    开局不幸,阿根廷0-2哥伦比亚库鸟两球,巴西3-0玻利维亚苏神卡瓦尼进球,乌拉圭4-0厄瓜众尔掌握出线主动权,中国女足1-0南非女足不能思议!美国女足13-0泰国女足罗伊斯进球,德国8-0喜欢沙尼亚

    Jannukaz(炎刺球迷):美国队的门将是不是已经枯燥得快物化了…(USA's goalie must have been bored to death.)

    Dallas_FC(达拉斯球迷):哇哦,中国女足对。阵南非女足不息保持不败,并且进球失球比是28-0!(Wow China is undefeated against South Africa 28 goals to 0.)

    Nycgarbage(纽约城球迷):南非女足踢得就像是少一人。作战相通…(Looks like RSA is playing a man down they have absolutely no attack…)

    ItsAWarZoneOutHere(墨西哥美洲球迷):这比赛望首来就像是几天前刚刚构造首来,并且是在。谁家的后院里踢相通!(This looks like it was organized in the last few days and practiced in someones backyard.)

    Footysocc(德国球迷):能够确定了,巴西比喜欢沙尼亚强!(Brazil > Estonia confirmed.)

    New_Diet(委内瑞拉球迷):吾照样不理解,阿根廷有这么众大牌球员,为啥末了却踢成。了一坨翔?(I still don't understand how Argentina manages to make great players play so shitty.)

    Lorenzo_Insigne(未知主队球迷):比赛踢了25分钟,吾才发现正本迪马利亚正本也在。场上…(Took 25 minutes for me to realise Di Maria was playing.)

    Stupdizbu(乌拉圭球迷):吾喜欢吾褊狭却又远大的故国!(Love my little big country!)

    (注:此处men双关)

    BVB-Oeli(德国球迷):比赛快终结的时候,德国直播解说员都在。诉苦说要怎么把这场比赛做成。5分钟的集锦…(towards the end of the game the german commentator was complaining about how he is supposed to fit all of this in the 5 min highlight video of the match...

    diamondsam2(曼联球迷):这比赛简直比吾在。FM里玩圣马力诺还要一边倒!(This game was more one sided than my FM career with SAN Marino.)

    Guyston(利物浦球迷):“利物浦”这几个字可不是那样写的啊!(That’s not how you spell Liverpool.)

    DIRTYDAN555(桑托斯球迷):倘若你想望真实的足球的话,那吾就友谊挑醒一下,添拿大和法属马挑尼克岛马上就要在。金杯赛里重逢了!(In other words, Canada is about to play Martinique in the gold cup if you want actual quality football.)

    Sal21G(阿根廷球迷):吾挂念以前还有幼马哥为国拼到肛裂的日子…(I miss the days of holding mid mascherano splitting his anus for his country.)

    williamm3(利物浦球迷):吾是不是很坏,吾现在。照样喜欢库鸟…(Am I a bad person for liking Coutinho still?)

    Nikicaga(未知主队球迷):美国是在。泰国发现了石油资源了吗?(Did they find oil in Thailand or what?)

    Pistachio269(阿根廷球迷):其实…输球吾一点都不惊讶…(I mean I can’t say I’m surprised.)

    maroonmartian9(利物浦球迷):内心照样对。他有着薄弱的一壁...(still have a soft spot for him.)

    Marpe(巴西球迷):迪马利亚答该留一个阿圭罗或者奥塔门迪那栽奇葩发型,如许吾们就能记住他也在。场上踢球了!(Di Maria should get a showy hairstyle like Aguero or Otamendi, so that way we can at least remember that he is playing.)

    deception42(美国球迷):阿根廷是能够派出11个大牌球员,但题目是他们全都是前卫…(Argentina can field 11 great players. The problem is that they're all attackers.)

    ScottTheUnit(未知主队球迷):和昨天的女足世界杯相比,德国算是比较谦卑的了…(lol so humble compared to the USA Women team yesterday.)

    (注:玻利维亚平均海拔超过3000米,是世界平均海拔最高的国家)

    幼友人。们行家益,迎接来到本期的“国表也有段子手”!上周的国际赛场精彩望点习以为常,阿根廷在。美洲杯首战负于哥伦比亚,巴西制服玻利维亚,乌拉圭制服厄瓜众尔。女足世界杯赛场,中国女足制服南非,掌握出线主动权;而美国女足则以13-0的悬殊比分制服泰国队。益了,话不众说,让吾们快来望望歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

    Gaminium(法国球迷):实际上她们是少了11人。作战…(actually it looks like they are 11 men down.)

    iciboy(布莱克本球迷):吾曾经望过阿森纳和布莱克本的后防线,但要是论摆烂的水平,他们照样比不上阿根廷的后防线。(I've watched Arsenal defend, Blackburn rovers defend but none of them are as close to as shit as Argentina are at defending. Shocking…)

    Gnorrn(未知主队球迷):厄瓜众尔的比赛战术就是肘击一切乌拉圭球员的脸…(Ecuador's strategy: elbow all of Uruguay's players in the face.)

    VictorAkwaowo1(皇马球迷):企盼本场比赛不要影响美国和泰国的国际有关…(Hopefully this game doesn’t affect USA’s relationship with Thailand lmao.)

    thewhat23(洛杉矶银河球迷):望着这么众传中,还以为是曼联在。比赛呢!(Looks like I'm watching Manchester United with all the crosses.)

    JALbert(曼联球迷):不,FIFA的初级模。式会在。你5-0领先的时候就挑醒你已经掌握了如何操作,然后就会让你升迁难度之类的…(No, because FIFA on beginner difficulty tells you you've mastered it and asks if you want to turn the difficulty up at like 5-0.)

    javk5pakfa(众特球迷):啊,倘若吾们照样本场的状态,下场面对。西班牙将会很难得!照样得镇静下来,更众地掌握球权!(Ughhhhh if we continue to play like this we can't do anything to Spain! Gotta stay calm and keep possession more!!!)

    Pringlydingly(未知主队球迷):阿根廷这比赛就像是一个重大的面包圈相通,一切人。都在。边上跑,异国一私人。在。中心构造…(Argentina looking like a big donut any time theyre attacking. Not one player in the midfield. What is going on.)

    janembutt27(阿根廷球迷):首码吾们照样能击败卡塔尔和巴拉圭的…对。...对。吧?(At least we can beat Qatar and Paraguay...right?)

    Zakshowtime(切尔西球迷):以前3年里阿根廷就不息这么狗血,吾就不清新为啥许众人。还觉得他们输球很清新?(For the past three years Argentina have really been struggling and I don’t understand why people are surprised.)

    Kingarnaud(比利时球迷):吾想望德国队大战美国女足!(We want Germany vs USA women.)

    bored-skull(未知主队球迷):与此同时,马特奥在。家里说:“吾是哥伦比亚球迷!”(Meanwhile Mateo Messi at home "I'm Colombia fan".)

    LordVelaryon(众特球迷):现在。乌拉圭就差格列兹曼进个球了。(only Griezmann is left now.)

    MassiveOutlaw(美国球迷):从车里出来走到办公室的这段时间,吾错过了3个进球。(I missed three goals in the time it took me to walk from my car and into work.)

    Hunchovis(未知主队球迷):这绝对。是对。日内瓦公约的公然挑战!(Absolute violation of the Geneva Convention.)

    Herrmallo(未知主队球迷):这简直就像是在。踢巴西队相通!(This is like playing against brazil.)

    Baraboosh(添拿大球迷):那时世界杯德国踢巴西的时候,倘若勒夫没让球员半场时就收手,会不会也踢成。这个比分了…(is this what Germany v Brazil would have looked like if Low didn't tell his team to settle down at halftime?)



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